lordwhat:

Fool proof.

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gayweeb:

when u get read by a close friend

on something youre sensitive about



tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 



http://karlimeaghan.tumblr.com/post/92701882114/rnashpotato-ratedmirr-velvetqueer »

rnashpotato:

ratedmirr:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh

because “pussy” is the…




An accurate representation of sewing a cosplay

thatseanguyblogs:

durnesque-esque:

decaffinatedplease:

durnesque-esque:

keyotolaufeyson:

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…. but there is no screaming lady…. 

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… only my solitary cries of agony and despair

Did you just cosplay a cosplayer making a cosplay?

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…  maybe

My god I love this woman.

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

- it means no memories, for the rest of the night   (via m-etamorfoza)
http://xxxl0veleenxxx.tumblr.com/post/90970570222/hakuna-mavodka