laughterkey:

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

I did not realize this. This is good.

"All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."

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Shmoop (via kissfistthat)

You’re goddamn right she did.

(via brainstatic)

(via curiousgeorgiana)

http://vemilys.tumblr.com/post/48150337664/all-you-need-to-know-about-sansa-in-this-book-is

queen-halenski:

I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.

I wanna see Indian wizardry schools

Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines

Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages

American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem

Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years

GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!


worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this
Anonymous: I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.

cyberho:

blastortoise:

cyberho:

kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt 

you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……

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condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*

To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.